So I always have really random questions that I want answers too but never seem to get. I knew I couldn't be the only one thinking like this, so I decided to do some research on the internet and found even more interesting ones. Take a crack at them if you desire.
1. Why do we call what Doctors do Practice?
2. Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
3. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
4. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
5. What do you say if you're talking to God, and he sneezes?
6. Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
7. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their genitals when they ask where the bathroom is?
8. If Wal-Mart is 24 hours why does it have locks on the doors?
9. Why do designers put the zippers to all the fly girl dresses in the back, don't they know the girls wearing them more than likely don't have help putting that bitch on?
10. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
11. After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?
12. What do they call a French kiss in France?
Until next time...please provide me with some answers
"A dIfFrEnT sTaTe Of MiNd"
1. Why do we call what Doctors do Practice?
2. Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
3. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
4. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
5. What do you say if you're talking to God, and he sneezes?
6. Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
7. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their genitals when they ask where the bathroom is?
8. If Wal-Mart is 24 hours why does it have locks on the doors?
9. Why do designers put the zippers to all the fly girl dresses in the back, don't they know the girls wearing them more than likely don't have help putting that bitch on?
10. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
11. After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?
12. What do they call a French kiss in France?
Until next time...please provide me with some answers
"A dIfFrEnT sTaTe Of MiNd"
3 comments:
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1. Why do we call what Doctors do Practice?
Because they try procedures on low income fOlks first then go to the big spenders so its just practice =D
2. Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
The dirt
3. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
Testical umMm wait that dOesn’t work lol idk
4. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
It makes them more confused
5. What do you say if you're talking to God, and he sneezes?
Bless you…it says in the bible to call the Lord blessed and to bless his holy name is God Bless you God
6. Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
I’d sure hope so they probably call them un-animal crackers tho
7. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their genitals when they ask where the bathroom is?
Idk I think I’m going to start and see what happens
8. If Wal-Mart is 24 hours why does it have locks on the doors?
Because its clOsed on Christmas
9. Why do designers put the zippers to all the fly girl dresses in the back, don't they know the girls wearing them more than likely don't have help putting that bitch on?
They’re trying to prevent unsafe sexual practices
10. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
You got me stumped
11. After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?
Again no idea
12. What do they call a French kiss in France?
I’d suppose a plain kiss
Thank you finally some answers to the questions that have been hunting me all this time...lol
Un-animal crackers was probably the best one, and let me know how that bathroom thing work out for ya.
Holla
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