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Of course the shoes below are only coming in kids sizes, but lets just PRETEND I could cop a pair...This is how I would rock them bitches...lol...match the Jordan 12's up with a Sugarcraft Party and Bullshit T, throwback Hornets snapback owwwww, and a pair of cargo pants either khaki or black either one would slap....

Side effects include but are not limited to, pretty hard stares, a lot of whispering as you walk by, and maybe even a phone number or two from a cute girl of course..haha

Dissimilar Freshness Tip

"You have to brush your tongue and the roof of your mouth"

"How do you get it to lather like that", "I am a lather master" hahaha

Coming from a pretty fresh guy....I would say take notes.....I think I like where he is going with these responses. Thank him later



P.S. Side effects include but are not limited to fresh breathe, clean body, larger sperm count if you don't squeeze your nuts to death with those skinny jeans and maybe a date or two in your near future.

Dissimilar Freshness tips no cost....now that's A la smarte

Match this Stussy plaid shirt with either a pair of tan cargo shorts or 501 levis. Step into a pair of Godzilla Blazers from below and watch ur pussy rate go through the roof....~Thank me later~




Side affects may include but are not limited to: increased cockiness, the urge to stand in front of every mirror you pass, and last but not least the want of many pics to update ur profile pic on a social network.